Someone gave me a cold…not pointing fingers, but I’m going to suspect it was Friday night in Dupont, because really, Sign of the Whale is kind of disgusting/people use the dance floor as a bedroom/people seem to be unaware of personal boundaries there. Shame on me for venturing there again, haha. Anyway, good thing IntoxiKatie is resilient and already feeling better. Just my own PSA with the menacing flu season upon us: let’s all be a bit more considerate when we are at overcrowded bars and practice good personal hygiene. Now, moving on to my real review…
“Katie, are you sure you know where you’re going?”
Despite initial fears that I was leading my friend to a back alley to kill her, last Saturday night we found our way past the throng of Delta Rae fans to Satellite Room. Located conveniently behind 9:30 Club, this bar is especially perfect for those looking for a place to kill time before or after a show. Arriving just after 8pm, we managed to grab a couple stools at the bar. The wait for a table was estimated at 30 minutes. It was pretty much decided upon entering that I loved this establishment. Luckily, my expectations that I manifested purely from the aesthetic and feel of the bar proved themselves over the course of the evening (self-fulfilling prophecy? probably).
The first thing you see walking in is the large light-up sign above the bar, ‘Satellite.’ The inside bar accommodates about 15 people; just the right size. While there are a handful of tables inside, there is a much larger outside patio/bar area for those just looking to drink and mingle. We only stepped outside for a moment to investigate. It was still kind of chilly that night and the outside atmosphere was different from inside. While the volume level inside was just right for our group of three to engage in good conversation, outside required more effort to hear one another. Wow, as I finished writing that sentence I saw myself age 30 years, haha. Volume aside, the outside area did still leave a fun and jovial impression that would be good if coming here with a larger group of friends. If you have a smaller group, my preference would definitely be inside.
Arriving early was a good choice, because it quickly got crowded. Luckily, it didn’t take too long to get in our orders for food and drink. So for those of you that are not aware, Satellite Room’s specialty drinks are milkshakes. While you can virginize them, who doesn’t love a good boozy milkshake?! Starting with the Vincent Vega (vanilla shake with bourbon) and progressing to the Sammy and Kim (black & white with vodka) these milkshakes are on the pricey side ($10), but worth it. The Frank Costello (chocolate mint with whiskey) and Lucy Ricardo (chocolate with johnny walker) were hints with my friends. Yes, all the milkshakes has great names like these. Food here was also quite tasty and fairly priced ($11 tacos and $8 burger dinners).
Having only attended Satellite Room once, I’m not sure how much the clientele here is dependent on the type of concert at 930 that night. Either way, I will definitely be back to booze it up with some milkshakes. Great for a small group, this could also be a fun date spot or a good place to start or end the night.
Happy New Year! Good news, I have not failed at my resolution yet.
Last Friday night I ventured to Uptown Tap House in Cleveland Park with a few friends. How do I know it was a good night?
1) I woke up with an empty jar of peanut butter in my bed (DON’T JUDGE, there was only a little left and it saved me from being hung over)
2) I got to dance my ass off
3) Cheap drinks
Formerly Four Fields, Uptown has transformed from a large Irish pup into an American Tavern with a lot of potential. True story: Four Fields was the first bar I ever went to in DC (not that I drank back then). At that time, the food was pretty bad and there was a complete lack of ambiance for such a large space.
This was my first experience of Uptown. That being said, what I saw of this establishment, I liked and would definitely come back again. The whole reason for attendance was that a friend of mine won a free happy hour from 10pm-1am. What does that mean? She received free drinks during that time slot and everyone that name-dropped her got $3 drinks (rail drinks and select beers). For prime time drinking, this was too good of an offer to turn down.
Arriving around 10:30pm, I found my friends at a large table just to the left of the bar. For those that do remember Four Fields, Uptown has preserved the spacious interior. Tables are plentiful and it looks like they could accommodate quite sizable groups. Truth be told, youngsters, the crowd here did appear to be slightly older and by that I mean, you’re not going to find the dumb boys and girls you do at a place like Mad Hatter. Trust me, this is a good thing, ha. Also given the size of the place and the fact that it was a mellow night (remember this was in the midst of the holidays), there really wasn’t much mingling among the crowd. After socializing amongst friends and getting a couple rounds in, typical IntoxiKatie had to take it to the dance floor. They have plenty of space to dance to their DJ spinning typical top 40s. Nothing overly impressive, but sometimes you just need a neighborhood bar with reasonable drink prices and the opportunity to dance like no one is watching…even if they are.
I will say I was quite impressed that the bar manager made the rounds to the different parties making sure they were enjoying themselves. Unlike other bar management, he seemed to actually give a damn and wasn’t putting on a show. As I have become more and more jaded in my “old” age, ha, I appreciate people who stop trying to bullshit me…Of course the shots he offered me and my dancing crew didn’t hurt either. While I did not sample any food, taking a look at the menu online, I certainly would not be opposed to trying it at another date. It really is hard to complain about a place that offered up such affordable “happy hour” prices, while offering dancing and still space to chat with friends. The versatility of Uptown is not always something that is easy to find in DC and should be appreciated.